I’m Not In Love

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And then there was the time that one of them simply wouldn’t return her calls to his office.  So she called the number he did not know that she had, and she said to the woman who answered that this was so embarrassing by as he was no longer talking to her, could he be told that she was still waiting for the return of her lacy black underthings, which he had taken because, he said, they smelled of her, of both of them.  Oh, and that reminded her, she said, as the woman on the other end of the phone said nothing, could they be laundered first, and then simply posted back to her.  He has her address.  And then, her business joyfully concluded, she forgets him utterly and forever, and she turns her attention to the next.

One day she won’t love you too.  It will break your heart.